Thanks For All The Orgasms Greeting Card
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SHIPPING:
Our candles & gift Items ship within 2-5 business days.
Ordinarily, items ship within 2-4 business days unless otherwise specified. ( Holiday timeframe is 3-5 days) with possible delays.
Our items are made with tons of care and love. Each item is hand- printed & made to order so we require 2-4 days to process your order. Holiday collections can take 5-7 days to ship. Please keep in mind that during holiday season our processing times can be delayed by 1-3 days. Once we started processing your order we cannot cancel or refund.
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DELIVERY:
All our items ship from the U.S. For Domestic orders, Packages generally take 2-5 business days to arrive after shipping.
Holiday notice- Delivery can take longer during holiday season as carriers are experiencing a high volume of orders, please keep in mind that possible delays can occur. Refunds or returns won’t be processed for orders subject to unforeseen delays.
INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING: typically can take 15-30 days for delivery. Please remember that on rare occasions, due to customs delays, delivery can be extended to 45-60 days. If you are not okay with this, we ask that you please not order.
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Our team is filled with incredible people that are always willing to help. If it questions about a product or an existing order, Untamedego will help you every step of the way. We promise to reply within 24-48 business hours.
All of our items are made with tons of care and love. Quality is extremely important to us. This is why have a 100% quality guarantee on all of our products. If any item is damaged in transit or does not meet your expectation. we promise to replace your order at no cost to you.
We want you to feel like a badass that you are. As a result, we offer a 100% guarantee that our products will make you look as cool as you think you are. It's why our high-quality items are always one-of-a-kind with intricate detail and unique design pieces that distinguish them from the rest.
This high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in in a cello sleeve and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.
Size: 5x7
Blank Inside.
*Item cannot be personalized*
sold individually or in sets.
Shipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flay mailer via USPS First Class.
Let customers speak for us
My order arrived so quickly! The shirt is soft. I hand washed it and air dried it, just to be safe. I’m 5’8”, 170 pounds, I wear a 34DD bra with a 38” overbust and I ordered the medium in heather gray. It fits perfectly! Highly recommend it!
I say pretty much on a daily basis that spite is what keeps me going. I had to buy this shirt!! The shirt is exactly like described and shipping was fast. I definitely recommend.
So fun! Nicely packaged !
Image is great. I bought it oversized to wear to the gym, but it is super comfortable and I had to buy it for the image and quote. Love the quality
Shirt is super comfortable and soft. Hands down my favorite t shirt
Got this as a gift for my mother and I. We both love it and get so many compliments
Thank you
Love my new shirt and never disappointed in the designs! Always get compliments, laughs and smiles when I wear any of my shirts!
I absolutely love this mug! It fits my personality perfectly and the size is perfect as well !
Ha! This sweater is very comfy and looked so cute with jeans & heeled Tims! I wore it to work & it got a few compliments and laughs! It’s soft and nice & sturdy. Great material and was warm. I work in a contact center & this is a perfect design to convey my daily mood 😂😂
I wore this on an unfortunate trip to the emergency room, and it was a hit with the nurses! They asked where I bought it from & thought it was hilarious! They did a blood draw and said “uh oh, I hope I don’t inspire your inner killer” 🤣🤣 I love it!!
This is awesome! Comfortable fit & a discreet way to relay my thoughts at work 🤣 I love it!
My sister loved her gift!! Fit and comfyness perfect!!! Thank you!!!
I seriously cannot say how much I love this sweatshirt. And the double takes I get are a freaking bonus.
I love the design. I love the quality. I love the message! I understand the logic for the company logo placement, but I feel it takes away from the mug. I will be back for more!
I gave this card to my friend who is a huge fan of The Office. It wasn’t a milestone birthday, but this is on brand for our humor, so how could I pass it up. Her response was “best.card.ever”.