Funny Valentine’s Card - Your Package Has Arrived Penis Pop up Greeting Card
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Be an awesome person . Give the gift of a reliable erection.
The outside of this 3D Dick card is deceptively sweet, reading “Your Valentine’s Package Has Arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty dick lover know, this pop up card comes cocked and loaded with a surprise. Upon opening this very adult greeting card, a slab of hefty man meat will erect itself into a rock hard statue–earning the gasp of a lifetime.
What's Inside:
Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Inside background is light printed penises that allows for a handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
“Your Valentine’s Package Has Arrived” on front cover
Inside of card reveals 3D pop up penis.
Please keep in mind that color many vary due to different monitor contrast.
Let customers speak for us
Great card super cute!!!!love it
Perfect funny card for those friends that have a special kind of humor.
Perfect funny card for those friends that have a special kind of humor.
Awesome sticker and great quality.
Awesome sticker and great quality.
I was thrilled with these candles, could not check out fast enough when I saw the launch. I know it'll bring laughs when I gift them.
You must buy this sweater if you are looking at wearing an ugly sweater for an office party. I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it, they even took pictures of my sweater. I though people were going to get a little offended, but no. I love my sweater, when I wore it in public I got a lot of smiles and stares hahahahaha. I love it, the size does seem a little snug when you layer it. I would recommend that you get at least one size bigger if you are looking at layering it. It is very warm too so you might not need to layer.
My friend will love this keychain, thank you!
Well made product and quality material
My friend will love this keychain😂
Awesome customer service. I love the sticker. It’s perfect!!
My friend will love this keychain, thank you!
My friend will love this keychain😂
Well made product and quality material
Awesome customer service. I love the sticker. It’s perfect!!