Funny Valentine’s Card - Your Package Has Arrived Penis Pop up Greeting Card
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Be an awesome person . Give the gift of a reliable erection.
The outside of this 3D Dick card is deceptively sweet, reading “Your Valentine’s Package Has Arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty dick lover know, this pop up card comes cocked and loaded with a surprise. Upon opening this very adult greeting card, a slab of hefty man meat will erect itself into a rock hard statue–earning the gasp of a lifetime.
What's Inside:
Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Inside background is light printed penises that allows for a handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
“Your Valentine’s Package Has Arrived” on front cover
Inside of card reveals 3D pop up penis.
Please keep in mind that color many vary due to different monitor contrast.
Let customers speak for us
My order arrived so quickly! The shirt is soft. I hand washed it and air dried it, just to be safe. I’m 5’8”, 170 pounds, I wear a 34DD bra with a 38” overbust and I ordered the medium in heather gray. It fits perfectly! Highly recommend it!
I say pretty much on a daily basis that spite is what keeps me going. I had to buy this shirt!! The shirt is exactly like described and shipping was fast. I definitely recommend.
So fun! Nicely packaged !
Image is great. I bought it oversized to wear to the gym, but it is super comfortable and I had to buy it for the image and quote. Love the quality
Shirt is super comfortable and soft. Hands down my favorite t shirt
Got this as a gift for my mother and I. We both love it and get so many compliments
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Love my new shirt and never disappointed in the designs! Always get compliments, laughs and smiles when I wear any of my shirts!
I absolutely love this mug! It fits my personality perfectly and the size is perfect as well !
Ha! This sweater is very comfy and looked so cute with jeans & heeled Tims! I wore it to work & it got a few compliments and laughs! It’s soft and nice & sturdy. Great material and was warm. I work in a contact center & this is a perfect design to convey my daily mood 😂😂
I wore this on an unfortunate trip to the emergency room, and it was a hit with the nurses! They asked where I bought it from & thought it was hilarious! They did a blood draw and said “uh oh, I hope I don’t inspire your inner killer” 🤣🤣 I love it!!
This is awesome! Comfortable fit & a discreet way to relay my thoughts at work 🤣 I love it!
My sister loved her gift!! Fit and comfyness perfect!!! Thank you!!!
I seriously cannot say how much I love this sweatshirt. And the double takes I get are a freaking bonus.
I love the design. I love the quality. I love the message! I understand the logic for the company logo placement, but I feel it takes away from the mug. I will be back for more!
I gave this card to my friend who is a huge fan of The Office. It wasn’t a milestone birthday, but this is on brand for our humor, so how could I pass it up. Her response was “best.card.ever”.