Happy Birthday - Eat A Dick Chocolate
SHIPPING & PROCESSING TIME
*Please note select items might ship separately.
SHIPPING:
Our candles & gift Items ship within 3-5 business days.
Ordinarily, items ship within 2-4 business days unless otherwise specified. ( Holiday timeframe is 3-5 days) with possible delays.
Our items are made with tons of care and love. Each item is hand- printed & made to order so we require 2-4 days to process your order. Holiday collections can take 5-7 days to ship. Please keep in mind that during holiday season our processing times can be delayed by 1-3 days. Once we started processing your order we cannot cancel or refund.
(PROCESSING + SHIPPING= DELIVERY)
DELIVERY:
All our items ship from the U.S. For Domestic orders, Packages generally take 2-5 business days to arrive after shipping.
Holiday notice- Delivery can take longer during holiday season as carriers are experiencing a high volume of orders, please keep in mind that possible delays can occur. Refunds or returns won’t be processed for orders subject to unforeseen delays.
INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING: typically can take 15-30 days for delivery. Please remember that on rare occasions, due to customs delays, delivery can be extended to 45-60 days. If you are not okay with this, we ask that you please not order.
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USPS/UPS does NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Untamedego CAN NOT guarantee delivery times.
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NON-US CUSTOMERS: Please note the buyer (that's you) is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded.
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Our team is filled with incredible people that are always willing to help. If it questions about a product or an existing order, Untamedego will help you every step of the way. We promise to reply within 24-48 business hours.
All of our items are made with tons of care and love. Quality is extremely important to us. This is why have a 100% quality guarantee on all of our products. If any item is damaged in transit or does not meet your expectation. we promise to replace your order at no cost to you.
We want you to feel like a badass that you are. As a result, we offer a 100% guarantee that our products will make you look as cool as you think you are. It's why our high-quality items are always one-of-a-kind with intricate detail and unique design pieces that distinguish them from the rest.
A real gift? Why would you do that when you can send them a gorgeous chocolate dick present!
This milk chocolate danger noodle in a box comes in a specially designed happy birthday box.
- 7 Inches of Solid Chocolate
- Limited Edition Valentine's Day 2023 Box
- All Chocolate Cacao beans are sourced ethically from small farms in Ecuador
- Hand ground beans and melted chocolate in Southern California
- 100% certified Vegan and Fair Trade
- Made in a Nut Free Facility
Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, D at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up the bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great happy birthday dick in a box chocolate.
This happy birthday chocolate dick present box is shipped anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca.
Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process. We ship to the US, Territories, military addresses, Canada and outside the US to most Countries. Contact us if you have any questions about this eat a dick birthday gift.
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Let customers speak for us
Great card super cute!!!!love it
Perfect funny card for those friends that have a special kind of humor.
Perfect funny card for those friends that have a special kind of humor.
Awesome sticker and great quality.
Awesome sticker and great quality.
I was thrilled with these candles, could not check out fast enough when I saw the launch. I know it'll bring laughs when I gift them.
You must buy this sweater if you are looking at wearing an ugly sweater for an office party. I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it, they even took pictures of my sweater. I though people were going to get a little offended, but no. I love my sweater, when I wore it in public I got a lot of smiles and stares hahahahaha. I love it, the size does seem a little snug when you layer it. I would recommend that you get at least one size bigger if you are looking at layering it. It is very warm too so you might not need to layer.
My friend will love this keychain, thank you!
Well made product and quality material
My friend will love this keychain😂
Awesome customer service. I love the sticker. It’s perfect!!
My friend will love this keychain, thank you!
My friend will love this keychain😂
Well made product and quality material
Awesome customer service. I love the sticker. It’s perfect!!